I skal ikke snydes for Mr. Todger – en kort historie fra min kære mor
I have been given a Garden Gnome from Lars and Pernille. It was a hate present to Lars (bought from Tiger), and as I have wanted a Garden Gnome for ages they gave it to me.
He is called Mr. Todger (I am waiting to buy a Mrs. Todger to keep him company).
Todger being the name Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones calls Mick Jagger’s you know what. He has written a book about Mick Jagger where he comments that Jagger’s todger is tiny! Needless to say Jagger was not pleased.