I skal ikke snydes for Mr. Todger – en kort historie fra min kære mor

I have been given a Garden Gnome from Lars and Pernille.  It was a hate present to Lars (bought from Tiger), and as I have wanted a Garden Gnome for ages they gave it to me.

He is called Mr. Todger (I am waiting to buy a Mrs. Todger to keep him company).

Todger being the name Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones calls Mick Jagger’s you know what.  He has written a book about Mick Jagger where he comments that Jagger’s todger is tiny!  Needless to say Jagger was not pleased.